Top 10 explanations for why Charlie Sheen's cars keep getting stolen?
1) ummmm... because he's stupid enough to leave his keys in his car. Who wouldn't steal an actors expensive, shiny 2010 Mercedez-Benz. He may as well put a 'Steal Me' sticker on the windscreen.
2) Its Charlie Sheen... He never does anything the easy way- When It's time for a new car, why not organise a burglary so that the old car gets driven off a cliff. Now that's entertaainment!
3) One less thing his wife will claim in the divorce settlement!!
4) Breaking News: Charlie Sheen, is the new Chuck Norris. His cars disappear in a flash and reappear without a single trace.
5)It's the only way to get a reaction out of people. Its not Charlie Sheen receiving the attention-the public feel sorry for the stolen car! After all, people do cherish their cars in the United States as if they were people with feelings.
6) Who needs a car when you're going to land up in jail anyway???
7) Charlie always maintains some sort of close relationship with the cops, so instead of inviting them over for a beer, why not put them to work and keep them on their toes? Everyone loves searching for missing cars, its a new hobby.
8) Why drink and drive, when you can smoke and fly???
9) His cars actually represent that of his personal relationships - which seem to always end up squashed, abandoned and off to the pound.
10) Charlie Sheen has his own makeover brand in the new 'Pimp My Ride' show! So, his cars weren't stolen, they were just being "Sheened all out".
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